yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just
right out the window
A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.
the best moment in tv history
own a piece of history
Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
if someone has been sending u nice asks every so often and then throws down the “just wondering…but why haven’t you followed me back?” then its time to use the ignore feature
my mom got mad at me for wanting to put eyelashes on Bernard because quote “is that some sort of gay thing?!”
Bernard is a transgender toyota camry
and he is proud
"I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything."