why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
I think I laughed more than I should of at this
please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.