this isnt even that funny really but i laughed

dat-soldier:

shotarokaneda:

princessrosalina:

this is my birthday gift to myself

WHAT’S EVEN GOING ON

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

image

right out the window

enlighten-m3:

villa-rosie:

Kneeling Man Embracing a Standing Woman, Gustav Vigeland

naw he tryna eat da puss

enlighten-m3:

villa-rosie:

Kneeling Man Embracing a Standing Woman, Gustav Vigeland

naw he tryna eat da puss

yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

coolator:

own a piece of history

coolator:

own a piece of history

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

gif:

if someone has been sending u nice asks every so often and then throws down the “just wondering…but why haven’t you followed me back?” then its time to use the ignore feature

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

sweet-cherryy-tea:

my mom got mad at me for wanting to put eyelashes on Bernard because quote “is that some sort of gay thing?!”

yes mom

Bernard is a transgender toyota camry

and he is proud

Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

smilethroughtears96:

"I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything."

smilethroughtears96:

"I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything."