cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

unfriendlyasiangirl:

*accidentally bumps into you* oops sorry *accidentally holds your hand* oh silly me so sorry *accidentally slips a ring onto your finger* my bad *accidentally marries you* oh how clumsy of me

Dan’s inspirational thoughts during this summer. [Phil’s version]

White tumblr can understand that wearing a short skirt and high heels doesn't mean you were asking for it, but they can't understand that sagging your pants and saying nigga doesn't mean you deserved to be killed.

battybeka:

"Bisexuals always end up picking a side"
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

fairestregal:

♔ OUAT MEME  2 Villains

★ Peter Pan [2/2]

↳ ”Don’t you know? Peter Pan never fails.”