teamfreekickass:

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

Even if your from Massachusetts you barely know how to spell it

teamfreekickass:

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

Even if your from Massachusetts you barely know how to spell it

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

magnezone:

please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity 


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.