Lady Gaga as a mom.
necessary zuko appreciation
Ferret vs Toilet Paper Roll
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
togepi is a graceful goddess
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
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